Slappy Learns What Happens in Chocorua, Stays in Chocorua

Before heading to Chocoura, Jess and Sam had thought their days of spending weekends in excess in Sin City were over. Then they saw New Hampshire's underbelly.
There was gambling.
(Round upon round of hearts).

Sports.
(Softball with cousins, Tom and Clarice).

Bouncers.
(Great Aunt Christina would remove Maddie from the house every time she would begin to cause a scene).

Showgirls.
(Ok, they matched, and Maddie would occasionally pull her dress up).

Buffets.
(Dinner by Taisie wrapped all of the kitchen counters).
Walks of shame.

(After passing out, only then would their grandparents return them to the house and their parents).

And finally, beds that vibrate.
(Clarice became a magic ball convert).
It was just like being single all over again.