Slappy Is The Paris Hilton of the 6th Month Set

But in a less vapid, blonde and heiress-y way.

She was, however, quite the socialite, beginning her day with brunch with Alison in Studio City (omelettes and banana nut pancakes).

Then she headed with Mom to Bud's party in Reseda. Mom and Bud go back to Season 1 of Medium, as did everyone that Maddie mingled with at that party. Maddie was impressed with Bud's home. It is filled with memorabilia from his directing, producing, stunt work, and acting from Westerns and horror flicks from 1965 on.There, she was thrilled to see Eric, Special K, and more specifically, Eric's beard.Bruce and Maddie spent time discussing the differences in their hairstyles.

Big E and Maddie spent time discussing their similarities.Diane and Toxic Bob discussed Maddie's solidness, and the fact that Toxic's baby is now heading to college (see the T-shirt?).The Wolfs showed Maddie alternative forms of head gear besides the standard sun hat.Shoe went in for a cuddle. Aaron impressed Maddie with even more beard than Eric - where does it come from?
She chilled with TV's Gerry Knight and sons, Philip and Chris, by the pool.

That party ended with something Maddie's size, a chihuahua puppy named Timmy. In a show of camaraderie, Maddie immediately grabbed for Timmy's ears, causing their new friendship to come to a quick end.

Then Maddie and Mom headed to the Tano is F***ing Old party in Hollywood. This is Tano - he doesn't seem so old, but his jug does.

Maddie began to sense this was a different type of party. Holly Rose looked nothing like the standard librarian Maddie had seen on TV.

Plus, she realized she had committed a social faux pas, as someone else was sporting a ruffle butt, just like her.Arthur and Liza Mae talked her down, convincing her that really, it's all about coordination. Either that or she got a taste of their jalapeno peppers, stuffed with cream cheese, and wrapped in bacon.

And then it was time to head to Encino for dinner with Lilly and her folks. She would also get to tell Dad all about her full day.But boy, it's hard to be a player. I'll tell Dad tomorrow.